{"id":10213,"date":"2017-07-06T08:52:44","date_gmt":"2017-07-06T13:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=10213"},"modified":"2017-07-06T08:52:44","modified_gmt":"2017-07-06T13:52:44","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2017\/07\/06\/belated-movie-reviews-209\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t watch <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Frogs_(film)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Frogs<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (1972) sober. At least, if you&#8217;re sober at the start, don&#8217;t be sober at the end. That&#8217;s the measure of awfulness of this horror flick featuring the revenge of Nature on polluting ol&#8217; humanity.<\/p>\n<p>Take a drink at every bad costume.<\/p>\n<p>Take a drink at every clumsy death.<\/p>\n<p>And if you like lizards and other cold-blooded critters, stay a little bit sober during the first half, where there&#8217;s quite a few good close up shots of monitor lizards, snakes, caimans, alligators, and no doubt a few other things.<\/p>\n<p>Try not to mistake\u00a0Ray Milland for a lizard. I know, I know, in this one he has about as much affection for humanity as a dodo might. But save a drink for the death of his character. Lord knows, he deserved it.<\/p>\n<p>Gak.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 910px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.californiaherps.com\/films\/filmimages\/frogslizards2.jpg?resize=800%2C438\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"438\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Insert snide remark here. At your own risk.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t watch Frogs (1972) sober. At least, if you&#8217;re sober at the start, don&#8217;t be sober at the end. That&#8217;s the measure of awfulness of this horror flick featuring the revenge of Nature on polluting ol&#8217; humanity. Take a drink at every bad costume. Take a drink at every clumsy \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2017\/07\/06\/belated-movie-reviews-209\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10213"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10218,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10213\/revisions\/10218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}